"Not going out?" What the fuck am I talking about?
Well it's beer o'clock and I'm ready to rock
Gonna run amok with some pub-rock frock
Gonna have some fun with some dimsum buns
Suzie Wong and her wonton chums
I'm grinning ear to ear with a gut full of beer
The missus and her cat better fucking stay clear
That's how I felt before the kick in the guts
It was all fun and games 'til I lost my nuts, it was my,
Wanchai wake-up call
Boozed, bruised and tattooed
Oh, God, what did I do? another,
Wanchai wake-up call
Stagger out of the loo
As kids walk to school
Gonna be in shit when I get home
100 missed calls, and I've lost my phone
Lipstick on my collar, kebab on my face
Puke on my shirt and jeans have got spunk stains
Unscrew my aching head and throw it in the drain
I swear to God I'll never ever go through this again
Tail between my legs and a whimper of regret
I only wish to Christ I'd have stayed in bed, it was my,
Wanchai wake-up call
Can't remember a thing
Where's my wedding ring?
Another, Wanchai wake-up call
Someone took a swing, I've got fucking teeth missing
Hooker gave me a toke, I should of revoked
'Cause that pavement princess was really a bloke
"Oh, who's this chick inked on my chest? I think I'm going to need a new address... sweetheart, I'm home!"
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