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Pork Barrel Roll

from Stuck In '69! by The Delfino Trio

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Pork Barrel Roll

Beached whale in the sun with a size-12 bum
Weighing in at 10 tons, all day pounding Coke and rum in the sun!

Walrus whiskers on her lips, set of titanic tits
Pasty skin she unzips, jelly rolls as she strips in the sun!

And then when the sun it goes down
Every desperate guy around
Comes see the biggest bikini in town

Well, she's the Pork Barrel Roll, she's the local surfies' mole,
Blocking up the pipeline and living on the dole
She's the Pork Barrel Roll, she's'a taking her toll
Wiping out the white line on the coral atoll

In bed she's a moaner, in love she's a groaner
In the water leaves a floater and farts like an outboard motor

Because she's a loner wants a nice big boner
Hangs out with the stoners and all the spermatozoa donors

When you're getting caught in her rip
Man, she's gonna get a good grip
And reach for your Velcro zip

'Cause she's the Pork Barrel Roll, she's the local surfies' mole,
Blocking up the pipeline and living on the dole
She's the Pork Barrel Roll, she's'a taking her toll
Wiping out the white line on the coral atoll

When at sea and in strife
And you're swimming for your life
You need her in-built H-cup flotation device

She'll make you wipe out!

She's the Pork Barrel Roll, she's the local surfies' mole
Blocking up the pipeline and living on the dole
She's the Pork Barrel Roll, she's'a taking her toll
Wiping out the white line on the coral atoll

P.O.R.K. Pork Barrel Roll, she's the P.O.R.K. Pork Barrel Roll

Wipe out!

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from Stuck In '69!, released April 16, 2014

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