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As Punk as a Drunk!

by The Delfino Trio

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Hong Kong, known as the "Fragrant Harbour" in Chinese, is a patchwork of beautiful mountains, islands and bays on the south coast of mainland China It is known for its discount shopping, its gourmet restaurants and its frenetic nightlife However, outbreaks of yellow fever have been reported in the city's hotspots, like Wan Chai, Lan Kwai Fong, Causeway Bay and Tsim Sha Tsui In fact, just about everywhere the babes frequent in this bustling metropolis you can find delirious expatriates, convulsing and drooling, even passing out from this highly-contagious illness
2.
Yellow Fever 02:44
I've just arrived I feel overwhelmed, yellow fever I'm sweating buckets and everything smells, yellow fever High rises such a bustling world, yellow fever My mind is blown by beautiful girls, yellow fever Yeah, I'm steaming like a hamburger bun Yeah, I so want to get some Hey, good morning little Miss Wong Love the way you look in your sarong Take you up to play in Lan Kwai Fong I got the yellow fever in Hong Kong I'm spying with my little eye, yellow fever Spy, a pork pie oversupply, yellow fever Yeah, this place is not for everyone Yeah, but I still really want some
3.
Ring of Fire 03:03
After the game on a piss-up with the boys from rugby Lots of curry in a hurry 'cause we're feelin' hungry It's the manly thing to do, so order extra spicy With Tabasco on the side because we're feeling mighty Lots of beer, lots of cheer, got nothing left to fear Except tomorrow morning's bout of burning diarrhoea Hell, yeah! Burn another hole with my ring of fire Baby, can you feel the heat? Losing all control of my ring of fire The gas is getting indiscreet Out for Mexican and habanero gob-stoppers Lots of Dos Equis and jalapeno chilli poppers Douse the flames with jugs of frozen margaritas Going crazy pounding endless shots of chilled tequilas Wow, yeah! Burn another hole with my ring of fire Baby, can you feel the heat? Losing all control of my ring of fire The gas is getting indiscreet Blow the toilet bowl with my ring of fire Whimper as I hit the seat... ow! Lots of flame, lots of pain, make you go insane It's gas, it's a blast, please don't light a match Feeling sore, red-raw, scream out "no more!" Burn another hole with my ring of fire Baby, can you feel the heat? Losing all control of my ring of fire The gas is getting indiscreet Blow the toilet bowl with my ring of fire Whimper as I hit the seat Turds I can't cajole with my ring of fire Gonna hafta beat a retreat Beat a retreat Can you feel the heat? Feel the heat
4.
High Horse 03:11
High horse! Hey, junkie man, you are addicted to attention When you can't get a fix you're prone to bad depression Your head is bloating to gigantic new dimensions You're making enemies too numerous to mention Name-dropping, bragging, and your self-aggrandisation You get called out and then you claim victimisation Not getting what you want, resorting to subversion Vindictive, merciless in your retaliation Leaving a path of broken hearts and self-destruction High horse! In your mind a legend, just a grandiose ambition Outweighs your talent bringing anger and confusion Cerebral narcissist, a cranial contusion Can never take critique, explosive self-delusion Sense of entitlement, you think you're always losin' The high horse you're riding is only an illusion You're foolin' no-one, now you're wanting retribution Your lack in empathy will lead to your seclusion And then what have you, just a suicide solution? High horse! Resisting your advances and you don't know why Don't wanna be your source of narcissistic supply You try to kiss my arse but I'm not that kind of guy I don't wanna be your narcissistic supply, no I'm not gonna be your narcissistic supply High horse! You think you're living out a fantasy Split personality or is it real now? Look in the mirror and can you see If the real narcissist in there is me now? Could it be? Potentially, it just might be That truthfully, it's more likely That maybe I should get off my high horse
5.
Food Photos 03:28
People say we're crazy, they think that we're insane Posting pictures that we love that they think are kind of lame Breakfast, lunch or dinner, at any time of day "Cannoto stoppu" snacking and put it and on display... hey! Sitting in a restaurant or at a buffet We're always taking photos even in a cafe We know that you don't like it, but all we want to say: "Don't try to fight it, we'll post more again today!" Ketchup and mayo on our french-fried potatoes We like food photos! We like food photos! "Coldo cheesu-cake and a hotto beefu-steake" We like food photos! We like food photos! Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah Screwing up their faces, they give us dirty looks When we photograph our meal just like a cook book If you don't like our food filling up your Facebook Don't get in a bad mood, if you don't like it, don't look! Vongole linguine and maguro sashimi We like food photos! We like food photos! "Foottolongu hotto doggu and desserto chocolate loggu" We like food photos! We like food photos! Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah Food is family, food is home, food is love, we all know So share it all around and put it all on show If for you it's really dumb then for us it's really fun So get out and take food photos and don't be so glum... oi!
6.
Disco Bay 03:11
Another ferry-load of city riffraff Invading our island home Like seagulls they come and dump all their crap All over our beach they roam Restaurants overloaded and the prices go up Charging like a wounded bull And if you want a table then you're shit out of luck 'Cause everywhere you go is full Can't get a coffee in our cafe Or drive some tees out on the fairway They start another drunken affray And kill another peaceful Saturday They come out and leave us in dismay In Disco Bay Their little screaming brats are running all around As they crowd the bars to watch football Their dogs are unleashed and shit on the ground And piss soaks the toilet stalls Leave our beach in full disarray Rules ignored or just disobeyed I think my mind starting to fray It's all become a tired old cliche Wish they all could be cast away From Disco Bay With a beer in my hand, I'm sitting in the sun With my feet in the sand, and a flaming shot of rum I'm a one man beach band, on my toy steel drum With a beer in my hand, I'm sitting in the sun Daytrippers come and ruin our day Island life it starts to decay I just wish they'd all go away And go and find another place to play And not destroy the place we love to stay Why don't they fuck off on holiday? 'Cause I just want to play my reggae In Disco Bay
7.
Karoshi 03:49
Planning for the future, try to scrimp and save Only find out later can't take money to the grave "Dedicate your life" is what the boss will say Another day and night of only working and no play Another dollar for another day Throw my life away (keep working harder) Will have a stroke, don't even smoke Buy myself a rope (need longer hours) Karoshi! Karoshi! Work until you die Karoshi! Karoshi! Career suicide Karoshi! Karoshi! Nobody will cry Karoshi! Karoshi! When you work until you die This is no labour of love, so like it or lump it! Pedantic perfectionist, on details so obsessed My colleagues nonconformist and it's making me depressed Practising due diligence and nobody else cares Only me who gives a fuck so everybody stares All my family and all my friends I neglect again (keep working harder) When my mind cracks, the heart attack I can't go back (need longer hours)
8.
I come to you, my life is such a bore My missus don't want me anymore I'm feeling so blue and I don't know what to do Babe, you've got the face that I adore "Hola, chica, te quiero, mi amore" So I come to you and you break out the lube You never leave, you sick like glue I'm loving every move that you do You keep your hold and I follow through Although my lonely heart it might be breaking I feel impassioned with your happy endings Wafting through, the scent of incense lingers It's cherry pie, the gel between your fingers I'm fully grown, and more than my mind has been blown Raven hair and tattooed derriere You're walkin' 'round with nothing to wear You help me to forget all my cares We're always ending happy, and you Never leave, you sick like glue I'm loving every move that you do You keep your hold and I follow through Although my lonely heart it might be breaking I feel impassioned with your happy endings Raven hair and tattooed derriere You're walkin' 'round with nothing to wear You help me to forget all my cares We're always ending happy, and you Never leave, you sick like glue I'm loving every move that you do You keep your hold and I follow through Although my lonely heart it might be breaking I feel impassioned with your happy endings We're always ending happy Happy endings

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A rollicking, nose picking, phlegm hacking, hangover inducing, garage punk rock EP from the Delfino Trio on life in one of the world's most frenzied cities.

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released March 4, 2017

Written, performed, mixed, mastered, etc, by The Delfino Trio (with a writing and vox contribution to track 4 by Pat Tolhoek, and vox contributions to track 5 by Emma Harvey and Mariko Okamura).

Photo: Greg Thomas.
Art: The Delfino Trio.

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